Please read what the RoBeast is writing about his experience browsing the Lenscrafters site. The questionnaire they use to help you find your frames is just mind-blowing.
How fun! The irony is that these little gems are actually made in China. Found by my friend P at Pylones.
I wasn’t there, so I can’t promise, but I think they are probably called “Ching-chong Ching-chong statuettes.”