Don’t exaggerate.

I like to think that the person who wrote the first comment was reading a book when the second person wrote their comment, and turned the page to find “someone has commented on your post” scrawled in the margin.

Don’t forget to spread around the definition of Santorum. Whether you spread actual Santorum is up to you.

DADT was a policy which nationalized the marginalization, humiliation, and persecution of a group of people for whom they loved. Ring the bells, people. Ring ’em loud! Today, fear and anger were denied. Today, compassion and acceptance changed the world. Today, we can all stand taller, without the burden of oppressing others.

Without a reference to either a fruit or a color in the name, this new frozen yoghurt shop is clearly doomed to failure.