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Category Archives: Miscellaneous
“Umbrellatency”
The time delay between when it stops raining and when people fold up their umbrellas.
“Shodisfaction”
The pleasure one derives from having chosen exactly the right shoes to wear.
A Haiku for my Megabus Rest Stop
McDonald’s “Salad”
But what’s the alternative?
My spirit recoils.
“Men” “Working”
Don’t exaggerate.
The MTA Turnstiles suck
There are a few reasons. There is no NFC option. The swipe slot requires too much precision. But the #1 reason?
They emit exactly the same tone for “success, please walk through” as “fail! you will break your pelvis if you proceed!”
I think you meant “I am She”
Facebooked IRL
I like to think that the person who wrote the first comment was reading a book when the second person wrote their comment, and turned the page to find “someone has commented on your post” scrawled in the margin.
A worthy definition
Don’t forget to spread around the definition of Santorum. Whether you spread actual Santorum is up to you.
They’re deaf, not blind… They can tell you’re insulting them! Way uncool.
