Etsy crafter Crafts for Laughs has the stash box every teen needs:
Obviously the core concept here is great, but even better is the list of materials the NOT POT box is made out of:
wood, paint, metal, sarcasm
p.s. Remember the fuses?
Terminus Est
This is the Line of Division
Unfortunately Child Services treats this subject very seriously. Leaving your stuff out in the open or even stashed in a box that does not lock can get you in real trouble. Like take your kids away trouble.
Yeah, leave your booze and guns lying around, but got forbid you should have a stash that’s not behind lock-and-key.