Step over the gap, dumbass

I hear the main text of this PSA in a decidedly snarky voice. “Step over the gap, not in it.” Let’s try a few enhancements.

“You might want to try stepping over the gap. Just saying.”

“If you’re into tripping as you enter a train car, you could do this. Or you could step over the gap. Your choice.”

“Uuuuummmm… heLLOOooo??? The gap?? Step over?”

“Here’s a tip: step over the gap.”

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